Unsavory Jam

In the Unsavory Jam antic, you turn the household supply jelly or jam (whatever you call it) into a wet disaster!

Materials Required

 * Jelly/jam
 * Many condiments at your disposal

Training Required

 * Some culinary skill

Directions

 * 1) Acquire a jar of jelly/jam.
 * 2) Remove one-fourth of the jelly/jam.
 * 3) Replace part of the missing one-fourth with some water.
 * 4) Take pepper or other spices and sprinkle them over the "jelly/jam", and mix them into it.
 * 5) Take olive oil and fill in the remaining part of the missing one-fourth.
 * 6) Shake the jelly/jam to ensure that the ingredients are evenly dispersed, and return the mixture to its original location.